beaded necklace

Jizz around a women's neck after some of the weaker shots from a facial fall and land the neck.

Emily- Kate, guess what Josh did to me yesterday.

Kate- What?
Emily- He gave me one of his beaded necklaces!

by DianMight_12345 November 14, 2013

beardalicious

Used to describe someone with beard who is very attractive and/or has tremendous sex appeal.

When I watched the movie Nighthawk I thought that Sylvester Stallone was beardalicious in his awsome beard.

by oldraven November 21, 2013

Beardepathy

The telepathic communication experienced by men with beards.

"some people say beardepathy is a myth. they probably don't have beards."

by IMAHUMANBEAN October 2, 2014

beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014

beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'

Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.

by xpineapplex July 30, 2015

Bearded Nipples

Hairy female nipples

I choked on her bearded nipples.

by ThomasOshady September 5, 2015

beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.

Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.

by slax0r December 1, 2016