Bacon Egg and Cheese

Slang for intimate gay sax

Me and my homies Bacon Egg and Cheesed in the McDonalds Play Place.

by bossminecraft8 November 14, 2020

juicy fruit and bacon

adjective

Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.

"Man! I just had the worst day, and my girlfriend came home with a juicy fruit and bacon mouth!"

by superhero22 February 16, 2007

bacon cookies

1. vaginal discharge, genital hemorrhaging, the pre-menstrual cycle
2. A delicious treat much like chocolate-chip cookies, but made with bacon

1. "wow, looks like that bitch has had herself a batch of bacon cookies this morning."
2. "mmm, I sure could go for some bacon cookies right now. stop looking at me like that, you wordcheating cunt/word

by Lester Nelson March 24, 2003

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 6, 2009

bacon

Thick, delicious strips of pork after they are fried. Also known as "a heart attack on a plate".

"Hey man, guess what I had for breakfast today?"
"I don't know, man. What is it?"
"Eggs and a whooooole lot of bacon."
"Man, you just ate a heart attack on a plate."

by asdfkrkawj August 23, 2011

Bacon

Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."

Dude! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.

by Qvack Duck January 2, 2008

Bacon Neck

The collar of a shirt resembles a piece of crispy cooked bacon.

Ew, Did you see Ian Comptons Bacon Neck last night? I nearly puked

by weeweepeepee September 5, 2010