asdfkrkawj's definitions

bacon

Thick, delicious strips of pork after they are fried. Also known as "a heart attack on a plate".

"Hey man, guess what I had for breakfast today?"
"I don't know, man. What is it?"
"Eggs and a whooooole lot of bacon."
"Man, you just ate a heart attack on a plate."

by asdfkrkawj August 23, 2011