Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

Arse duster

Someone intent on sucking up to you no no matter what the cost.

Dave was a right arse duster today

by silkdriftwood November 22, 2014

arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.

Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?

by Chinese Snorkel October 9, 2019

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.

Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day

by SweetSalad2 November 27, 2021

sicken your arse

Irish phrase. When you are totally disgusted with something.

Jaysus christ wouldn't that sicken your arse?

That lad would sicken your hole.

by Holy Arse September 12, 2020

Arse nut

A bollock up an arse.
A dick that went to far.

Hey arse nut!! Slow down!! You're gonna drive through someone's wall!! CRASHHHH

by ti.sh August 23, 2021