that shirt shows ass

When someone's shirt is too short or rides up and their ass shows. Not a compliment.

Don't get me started on that getup. That shirt shows ass.

by Tree Months 2 I January 14, 2024

turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it

I gotta go get my turf shirt ese

by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020

Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating

"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter

by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

Green Shirt Man

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.

Green Shirt Man to the rescue!

by Googles January 23, 2004

V-Shirt

T-Shirts sold at a Vagina Monologues event.

Sleeping person: What is that ruckus outside? There aren't enough gays for it to be a marriage march, not enough pink for breast cancer support?

Friend texting back: Are there a lot of V-shirts? It could be a vagina monologues march.

by Grilliam March 14, 2009

Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023