volcanic ass

The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.

I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.

by BekahBooVT February 02, 2014

Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.

After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.

by Jamal's Penis November 04, 2009

Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.

After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.

by 6 dozen donuts February 03, 2017

Ass Sprinkler

One who shits in a blasting, splatering manner.

"Look at that toilet bowl! Man, someone around here is a real ass sprinkler."

by Jeffcoat187 June 12, 2009

Ass Gadget

An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "curious."

Brett swears he's not gay, he just tried the ass gadget out of curiosity

by The_Golden_Gopher March 02, 2009

Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.

Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!

by Silty Loam June 15, 2016

Shy ass

Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.

Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit

Ebuka: Go ahead

Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*

Ebuka: Wow! So fast?

Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass

Ebuka: Damn!

by Litblogger February 18, 2017