The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.
Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!
by Jiefu January 09, 2009
In reference to someone being a complete dumbass, insinuating they ride the short bus, window lickers, they miss licking the window so much they have a lollipop of that flavor
Bill asks me where i lost my keys, if i would have known where i lost them, don't you think i would have them right now?!?!?! *hands bill a window flavored lollipop* damn retard
by JeretK77 October 05, 2008
The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 08, 2011
W.E.I is a microsoft tool which rates your computers processor, memory, graphics, gaming graphics, and primary hard disk. The W.E.I gives you a number which is meant to give you an idea of what software you should get for your PC. It also gives you ideas of what you should upgrade to increase performance.
Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.
by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009
2 people who really love eachother as a friend, and fall madly in love everytime they see eachother. But are wise enough to know that living fucking far away from eachother just won't work.
So they break up after the period they can be together and then get together again if they can see eachother.
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The word window glass was chosen, because a windows lets in one thing but you can always black things out if you need to.
So they break up after the period they can be together and then get together again if they can see eachother.
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The word window glass was chosen, because a windows lets in one thing but you can always black things out if you need to.
When Charlotte and Dex both saw that things will be difficult, because he lives in Holland, they decided to have a Window glass relationship.
by Dex van den Bogert January 05, 2009
The act of having sex with a woman on the sill of a window, preferably a wooden framed one, but with a fun twist. After a good amount of thrusting, the woman proceeds to shit profusely against the window's glass. The man then moves on to the "waxing" which consists of rubbing the poo all around the glass in a circular motion with the woman's ass. The ramming continues throughout this process until the deed is done and the window has a nice "wooden wax" shine to it.
Jeremy: "Hey Alex, let's go wooden window waxing at the local Stop and Shop!"
Alex: "What a splendid idea, let's go!"
Alex: "What a splendid idea, let's go!"
by Icecreaman January 17, 2007
by luna nueva July 11, 2009