Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

Dinner with the Cosby kids

Where you take a large chunky dump into a bowl. From there, you add copious amounts of Flintstone's fruity pebbles and chocolate milk. Ideally, the logs of stool will float to the top of the bowl and collect fruity pebbles on the surface of each stool log, resembling a small dark child wearing a colourful sweater like a small Cosby child would wear. Then proceed to eat the unholy meal you have prepared.

Having dinner with the Cobsy kids helps keep my bones strong!

Eating dinner with the Cosby kids covers all the food groups.

by ophj December 10, 2014

Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

by Hhgoal November 18, 2015

Friend with Deficits

A friend who reduces the amount of sex you have

P. 1: "I've never really talked to Joe. What's he like?"
P. 2: "He's really annoying to get drunk with 'cause he's a friend with deficits"

by Finnagin Frost January 13, 2017

youtube_with_a_u

that girl who looks like evan peters also ig is funny😐 (also my bestie- cody)

omg did you seen youtube_with_a_u’s new tiktok

y/n: omg yeah! i love her

by satanzcoven April 7, 2021

Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

by Zuggy April 10, 2011

Can't fuck with dem frosties

A term used by stoners to express their love with frosties...You just can't fuck wid dem frosties aite?

Dammmn nigger! You Can't fuck with dem frosties aite?!

by Effin-Batman August 29, 2011