windoze

an insult of Microsoft windows.

"Microsoft windoze NT 4.0"
" windoze sucks"

by bob dexter August 18, 2016

Misty Window

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.

Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"

by mfdiction January 13, 2011

Windward

A West Los Angeles private school at which students are often smart & rich. Unfortunately for other local schools like Archer, Harvard Westlake, Brentwood, Crossroads, and, Oakwood, Students at Windward tend to be better than everyone at nearly everything. A typical "Windward boy" will have 6pack abs, be somewhat metrosexual, and, be incredibly friendly. A "Windward girl" is usually nice, but, can most likely be found with a blackberry in one hand and a Starbucks in the other.

Girl 1: Hey do you go to Windward?

Girl 2: No, why?

Girl 1: Nothing, i thought i recognized you from Starbucks

Windward Boy 1: Hey Bro, after school, wanna go on a run around the park so we can take off our shirts and "accidentally" show our abs to the group of girls by the locker room?

Windward Boy 2: Defiantly, let me just go put my cardigan in my locker and do a few more good deeds.

by YouHadMeAtYourProperUseOfVerbs January 1, 2012

Windows 10

A complete joke of an OS. Pretty much Windows 8 with a start menu, Siri, and driver issues.

GuyNum1: Have you seen the new Windows 10?
GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.

by VirusFirewall October 7, 2015

Windy City

Nickname of Chicago, the best city in the world.

I'm coming back to the Windy City!

by Lloyd D December 10, 2003

Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.

Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!

by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011

Ghetto Window

Sheets of plywood covering first floor windows and doors of vacant homes and businesses. Used to prevent ghetto family units from moving back into homes unfit for humans. Most commonly found in democrat controlled metropolitan areas such as Detroit. Occasionally used as a graffiti billboard for local gangs.

T'Shaun - dafuq, why can't I see out muh crib?
D'Marcus - sheeit nigga, the gubmint installed ghetto windows.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner July 19, 2013