Whale

A fat person who hates being fat and says "I miss the old days." Even though in the old days you were still fat and no one liked you.

Whale: "I miss the old days." Random Standbyer: "Shut up whale, your fucking fat."

by SSFuckWhales March 22, 2011

save the whales

Actually whales are diing because humans are over killing them, (mainly the Japanese)

whoever said that whales cant adapt to there environment should die themselves.

by Mam August 29, 2004

whale humper

An individual who is so worried about the whales bumping into one another while they are swiming around because the Navy uses sonar to protect there vessel's from combatin enemies that want to kill us.

My friend is such a whale humper she was all happy when the word came down that the Navy can't use an extreme amount of sonar to protect the U.S.A. and their Vessel's because Shamo and flipper bumped into a submarines propellar and they were chopped up into tuna fish.

by Mike Schultz February 8, 2008

whale eye

a slang term for ur anus not ur ass

My whale eye burned when I took a shit.

by Dom February 3, 2004

humpback whale

a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc

person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"

by ~tilde man~ September 24, 2005

Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.

My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.

by Me1017 October 21, 2008

sperm whale

A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.

Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"

by Boo Bee December 17, 2008