that's what he said

Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say.

Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.

Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.

by whatserface December 29, 2008

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by anonymous November 25, 2004

What is life?

Ball.

Hey, man, what is life?
Ball, ball is life.

by Irraional Pickle March 13, 2015

what yo mamma gave you

another word for butt, booty, ass,etc

Shake what yo mamma gave you!

by sexylexie May 29, 2007

If you know what I mean

Usually added to a sentence that makes absolutely no since but makes it sound like its a common phrase. Over all makes everyone really confused.

I too like to shake a bag of old wrenches if you know what I mean.

by Don't paniccc May 21, 2016

shake what your momma gave ya

shake yo ass!

get up there girl and ahzke what yo momma gave ya

by kozel July 8, 2003

what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

by Mangus January 30, 2004