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dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?
you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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weinertology

The study of weiners in general. Not just your own bone.
I would like to major in weinertology, but I failed scrotumonomy 101.
by Dr. Weiner February 6, 2004
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weinerism

when u like the weiner,study,worship,practice,sing dance,love,devour,take in with open mouth,and take care of the weiner.(big lover of oral sex)
1 gurl and 2 guys are at a table.one says,
i dont know about u all cuz i practice weinerism and i am damn proud of it!!the other guy says,yea u know what i like the weiner also,so i shall convert.
by weinerism queen December 31, 2004
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wiener guzzler

one who inserts wieners into their mouth at an extreme pace.
Kid 1: "Wow, Tobiashi (jap) sure is a wiener guzzler, did you see him mow down Jeff Gube's (fat american) wee-wee last night?"

Kid 2: "Wow, I didn't know japs could polish off such big wieners so fast."
by Jeff Cumonface November 28, 2007
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Weinar

Clearlake cabin master
Weinar made us a day of meals using only potatoes.
by YSC1 January 2, 2009
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Wiener Buster

when you get a boner and you somehow fall and land with your wiener vertical and your body horizontal, injuring your poor LITTLE wiener.
i fell yesterday and it was a wiener buster
by PENISology January 8, 2010
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wiener turds

Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.
Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!
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