toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

by cooter February 11, 2004

toolishness

To behave in a rude manner, or to act in such a way as to invite people to not like you.

We will not respond to Kiranth's toolishness.

by Dorian August 3, 2005

tool

t-oo-l (n.) One who is being taken advantage of, and doesn't know it. Whether due to no one having the courage to do it, or they're very, very dense. Not to be confused with a nottool.

"Johnny is such a tool. O-M-FUCKING-G, he acted like such a retarded gay homo asspirate tool in Algebra today. Faggotballs."

by LOLJUSTKIDDING January 9, 2008

tool

someone who is used by other people.

Lisa is the biggest tool ever.
Next to alex.

by ToOlz22 January 8, 2009

tool

Someone that thinks they're cool or funny. One that tries to hang around with a group, thinking theyre all friends, when everyone hates him. Someone that tries adding on to jokes but just turns up as a buzzkill. Someone that everyone likes playing pranks on, but doesn't realize it and still tries to act like a friend, even after you tell him how much you hate them. and yeah, i know a few.

tool: "Sup."
anti-tool:"Dude grow a pair. You know i hate you."
tool: "Sup."

anti-tool1 eats a hamburger. or burrito. or something.
anti-tool1: "It's too juicy."
anti-tool2: "that's what she said"
everyone laughs.
tool: "It looks thick too."
everyone stops laughing.

by THE ANTI-PASTO March 2, 2008

Toolakit

A person who is no longer classified as a tool for they are too much of a tool so instead of being a tool they are the whole toolkit.

Wow that kid is a toolakit

by nosyt May 18, 2009

toolbag

a chick who like tools inside of her

jack: man i was hitting on this girl at the bar last night, super fly.... but when she said she liked Lil' wayne's rock album... I knew she was a toolbag.
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jack: man those bitches on the hills are nothin' but tool magnet ...bitches.
floyd: yeah they're basically a sold out shelf of designer toolbags.

by blasterkash# July 20, 2010