Truck meet

Where a group of queers come together in a parking lot to try and pull sluts. All you find at these places is wanna be country boys flexing with what momma and daddy bought them.

I’m gonna pull up to the truck meet at cookout to try and impress Hailey with my truck but then not smash because I’m embarrassed of my small dick.

by Mike Oxlong6969 January 14, 2021

yoghurt truck

a batch of freshly ejaculated male sex piss

I quickly reached for the Kleenex having just crashed the yoghurt truck

by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

trucked

So ugly you cant help but think trucking accident.

Guy1: Holy Jesus, did you see the lady at the checkout?
Guy2: She was totally Trucked
Guy1: Double fucking fendered

by Steve Greene April 13, 2006

Truc

any guy will b lucky to have her. she’s loyal. she’ll give you all her love and affection if you do the same. she been heartbroken by a guy and she’s still hurting but healing at the same time. don’t ask how. don’t break her heart again.

Truc is not fully recovered from one of her ex.

by heartbrøken February 24, 2019

pee pee truck

A phrase that fucking idiots in Yahoo! chat, more specifically the chatroom Providence:1 use. Not everyone in this room are idiots, it's mainly just the people who came from The Bored Room and Whatever, also some of the idiots may have came from the Down South and Teen Talk:1 or Teen Talk:5.

"PEE PEE TRUCK :))" < Idiot.

by Yahooer August 22, 2006

Tractor Porn

Still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. Tractor porn is often associated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one's work day.

Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.

In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".

That TPS report didn't get done because C.W. was downloading Tractor Porn all afternoon.

I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.

He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.

by CornMan August 20, 2012

tractor

Something really good. Mostly used in Kansas but also widely used throughout the midwest.

That cheesecake was hella tractor

by Jeremy "bitch" Lee January 22, 2009