tolerance of a mousetrap

A term used to describe a person or creature with no patience or tolerance. Someone who snaps easily.

Bob: You wanna get something to eat man?
Larry: Sure. Not McDonald's though. I had that yesterday.
Bob: GOD DAMN IT LARRY! WHY CANT YOU EVER EAT WHERE I WANT TO!?
Larry: Jeez man. You've got the tolerance of a mousetrap.

by Hackfail August 10, 2012

Tazerator

To own ones enemy with a high voltage blast. Law enforcement deterrent.

You got served by the tazerator.

by WayneRaw1 December 11, 2013

tolerrelationship

A relationship in which one only tolerates the other, much like a sibling relationship.

Stacy: Is Ron and Anne a thing? They don't look as if they enjoy each other's company.
Leah: They're in a tolerrelationship.

by TheBrous April 14, 2014

Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.

Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.

by Ayyyebuddy June 13, 2015

toner

The thing your printer is ALWAYS out of.

Joe: The damn printer is out of toner again! And I gone 5 minutes before class starts...

by Sir_Reginald_N00bington November 28, 2015

tower nine

A cool band from Pomona, California. almost punk

I love Tower Nine! The almost punk band, not the metal one.

by donut use your real name May 30, 2016

towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.

"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"

by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016