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Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.
"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."
by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009
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toaster waffle

Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!
by tashers May 6, 2006
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toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.
I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.
by Jeema July 22, 2006
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toadery

Used for situations which lend themselves to false-flattery and being a 'yes-man'. See toady.
When Juan endorsed said he liked an obscure artist, all his entourage agreed despite never hearing him play. The group had sank to the depths of toadery.
by Hobbit+Feet January 10, 2008
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Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.
"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."
by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008
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Toasticle

When you scrape bits of burnt toast into the sink then the little scrapings in the bottom of the sink are 'toasticles'
by Steve Humphrey January 23, 2009
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Toasted Strawberry

When a guy just sticks the tip of his dick in a girl's Ass and pulls it out with a little poo on it. The Toasted Strawberry!!
Listen sweetheart go use the bathroom cuz u just gave me a toasted strawberry.
by Jonathan Of Gaeta Italy April 3, 2009
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