Bag of dicks

Someone who is so much of a dick, he/she surpasses normal levels of dickery, transcending the title of a singular "dick" to achieve pluralized "bag of dicks" status.

My manager Greg is a bag of dicks.

by InfinityAblaze November 22, 2011

Dick Move

To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.

John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!

by Triggerdown June 13, 2015

french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

by canovoid March 2, 2011

Dick Dash

Hitting someone in the dick with a controller

Oh Eric hit him in the dick with the controller. Jiro got dick dashed

by zhewrong February 11, 2021

Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine

Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick

by queen H January 26, 2015

Dick Pulp

The chunky substance found near or around the mouth after recent dick sucking.

Ian wipe that dick pulp off of your mouth.

by LoveToSplooge October 12, 2009

gator dick

The slimy membrane residue stuck to your dick after an all night anal sex jam and not showering for a week after. Wait two weeks to shower and your dick will turn into a swamp pickle.

"Yo bro....I've got gator dick"

"Better shower or you'll get the swamp pickle"

by Gator May 29, 2014