texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out

I just gave April a texas buffet

by more head January 16, 2008

Texas

slang for "crazy" or "wild" in Norway.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Yeah I did! It was totally texas!

by diabeetusspeshulus January 4, 2017

The Teradactol

A sexual position in which the women lays on her back, then the male grasp the womens hands and move them up and down like a flapping bird in flight. Then you must put your big toes in the vaginal cannal simulating a teradactol fishing!....congradulations U did it!!

Jennifer would not proceed with the teradactol because she was more of a likalotapus.

by stylin grace January 26, 2008

teradactyl

Teradactyl: a sex manuver in which, right before the male ejaculates, he brings the blanket over his shoulders and flaps his "wings" against the female.

Rob did one helluva teradactyl last night...

by Tyger May 13, 2005

texas see-saw

The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass

O man, i gave carla a hot texas see-saw last night...niiiice

by Mclovinchickachickayeah June 20, 2010

texas trouser

when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate

caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her

by Juicy Pelvis July 7, 2010

Texa

Texa is a couple, that came way way way to close to happening. It’s never going to happen, it almost happened once and it’s not about to ever again.

“Ew what? Why would anyone ever ship texa?”

by amazaballz July 25, 2018