National Suicide Jerk Day 

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!

Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!

National Suicide Jerk Day by DaRacoon March 12, 2020

Zui Suicide 

A beautiful, talented model. Her real name is Lauren Watts. She's 25. She is known for being on the Mtv reality show 'Paris Hilton's My New BFF' and for doing a project called Trashy Life with Audrey Kitching. She has a lot of tattoos, including a rainbow on her right arm, and two stars on her chest. She listens to heavy metal.

Zui Suicide is so beautiful and unique, she's my role model.

Zui Suicide by Lalalalax333 May 25, 2009

Steffy Suicide 

A very cute and confusing scene girl

Wow you looking pretty steffy suicide todya.

Steffy Suicide by b.dawg.delight September 26, 2007

murder/suicide

The act of killing a person (or people) and then killing yourself. A common variant of it is "Condom/Spermicide". Although it is commonly used on totse, murder/suicide didn't originate there.

"It's the last day of school today, what should I do?"
"murder/suicide"

murder/suicide by Haddock July 19, 2005

Oral Suicide 

1. The act of swiftly and deftly destroying any possibility of a future relationship with words that have fallen out of ones' mouth. This generally occurs when a massive disconnect occurs between your brain and your mouth.

Look at the way she is looking at him - whatever he said to her must have been oral suicide.

Oral Suicide by oldbunny November 21, 2010

Pittsburgh Suicide 

The act of walking through Pittsburgh while wearing a Neil O'Donnell jersey

"An unidentified man was found dead outside Primanti Bros. this morning...He was wearing acid-wash jeans and a black Neil O'Donnell jersey, which suggests this was the fourth successful case of Pittsburgh Suicide this week...Found near the body were a white male resembling Brett Keisel and a black male resembling LaMarr Woodley; neither have been questioned."

Pittsburgh Suicide by C-Mills December 7, 2011

Virgin Suicide

When two people have sex for the first time, and one of them finds out that they are homosexual.

Dan: So Dave, how is life as a non-virgin?
Dave: Horrible. I'm suffering from virgin suicide.
Dan: Dude! You mean she's a lesbian now! Oh man, you must be depressed!

Virgin Suicide by MikeMikeMikeMikeu December 30, 2012