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Virgin Suicide

When two people have sex for the first time, and one of them finds out that they are homosexual.

Dan: So Dave, how is life as a non-virgin?
Dave: Horrible. I'm suffering from virgin suicide.
Dan: Dude! You mean she's a lesbian now! Oh man, you must be depressed!

by MikeMikeMikeMikeu December 30, 2013