spoonbender 

One who is that weird, and/or strange that you could imagine them sitting at home in their room bending spoons with their minds.

That bloke is an absolute spoonbender.

spoonbender by Brentles November 26, 2006

Spoonbillin 

Black males that have sex with as many women as they can without any regard to the consciences, including taken responsibility for any of their sex partners children

That Kobe Bryant, he bees spoonbillin, now he gonna be chillin!

Spoonbillin by Mr Bentley September 27, 2007

Take a spoonful 

Short for . . . Take a spoonful of concrete & harden the fuck up.

Intended to imply that a male (or sometimes a female) lacks courage and needs to "grow a set" (of testicles)!

“its time to take a spoonful of concrete, so you can harden the fuck up!”

Take a spoonful by emffas!s January 26, 2011

spoonie 

A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.

It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.

Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?

spoonie by kyerowan February 9, 2014

spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009

spoonerflap 

The area of the breast that rests on the owner's torso when in the standing position.

The doctor lifted the woman's spoonerflap and placed it on the mammography machine.

There is a video on YouTube called "Melons Crushing Melons" showing a woman crushing a watermelon with her breast by slamming her spoonerflap into it repeatedly.

spoonerflap by mikerspd October 1, 2009

Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads

Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer

Soonergamer by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017