double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

downtown Louisiana shlurp

when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.

Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.

by MayoCoveredShoe June 3, 2021

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

Reverse Scauri Slurp

When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up

My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family

by spickles22 November 18, 2024

Cheese wiz slurpy

The act when someone unknowingly slurps a different man’s hot load out of a woman’s pussy.

Hate when i get a cheese wiz slurpy when i get home from work

by Crankbanger February 8, 2026