Slurpage

When you’re eating noodles or ramen and shit just goes everywhere.

Friend 1: *slurps
Friend 2: damn that’s some real slurpage going on there
Friend 1: I know dude I know

by Theothergay October 4, 2018

Slurpies

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.

Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro

by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020

Bahama Slurpy

The sexual act, where a female is slurping a drink (alcoholic/or not) from a straw, performing a blow job simultaneously

Dude, she was so thirsty, she gave me a Bahama Slurpy

by 808WB November 26, 2013

Coke Slurpee

Coke Slurpees are when you take a shit in a cup and freeze it for later. Works best with diarrhea.

I made that bitch a Coke Slurpee. She better like it.

by rick-lick February 18, 2015

Speedway slurpee

Getting a blow job behind a gas station.

John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job

by Nerdytits January 24, 2017

Levee Slurper

One who hangs out at the levee to suck dicks for drugs

You know Joes mom? She’s a levee slurper

by Mountain Cunt Witch December 31, 2021

lil butthole slurpy

When you take your favorite brandname soda or juice and put it in a medicine dropper then inject it in the butthole of a beautiful ass then you insert a slurpy straw an drink the beverage out of the ass.

"her ass look so could I had no choice but to sarinate it with a tropical tasting lil butthole slurpy"

by chief elsdick December 26, 2016