Slurpage 

The noise a guy/girl makes when he or she is licking a girls vagina

Dude, you had some major slurpage going on in there.

Slurpage by Wild Wild Willy August 27, 2008

slurpage 

a drink or other liquid that is consumed

im thirsty im going to the fridge to get some slurpage

slurpage by jessica October 8, 2003

slurpage 

When a dipshit stoner named Bobby slurps water from a drinking fountain with a straw.

Man that was some serious slurpage.

slurpage by Anthony Scrima March 27, 2004

Slurpage 

When you’re eating noodles or ramen and shit just goes everywhere.

Friend 1: *slurps
Friend 2: damn that’s some real slurpage going on there
Friend 1: I know dude I know

Slurpage by Theothergay October 4, 2018

slurpage 

A word used to discribe ones dissatisfaction, the experience of having ones brains sucked out throught a straw, A loss of sanity throught exposure to twaddle, nonsense or rubish.

Watching that film was tottal brain slurpage

slurpage by Kevin .B May 25, 2007

slumpage 

An extra difficult chart in a rhythm game, specifically games like StepMania/DDR/(Not)ITG and more recently A Dance of Fire and Ice.

Bro, that slumpage chart is actually brutal. Do they even verify these before releasing?

slumpage by cudsys October 22, 2022

Slurage 

Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.

EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"

Slurage by Bildog October 12, 2011