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alcohol shake

A shake you do after taking a sip of a strong alcoholic beverage
Has a shot of vodka body goes in to the alcohol shake for a few seconds
by Imapisshead March 9, 2019
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Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.
Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!
by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019
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Hungarian shake

Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol
Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
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pizza shake

Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
What do you want on your pizza?

We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?

No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.
by rrearleii July 31, 2019
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Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein
Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.
by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019
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Fook Shake

What Irish people order when they're frustrated or pissed off.
Mary: Ruiri, your girlfriend just cheated on you

Ruiri: Ahhhh Fook Shake!!
by KBrownies December 3, 2019
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Sco-shake

Forcefully grabbing the hand of someone who despises you for a handshake when they refuse to hold out their hand for a handshake. Named for the habit of despised Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, forcefully grabbing the hands of bushfire victims and volunteer firefighters who feel abandoned by the government.
"I fired him so I could give my son a job. Gave him a Sco-shake as he walked out the door."
by S. Pazeski January 3, 2020
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