jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

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coupon shot

While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.

"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans

by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017

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Shobhit

Shobhit is an organized man. Perfectionist. He likes to finish his tasks in order and on time. He is often viewed as shy and good boy, but he is crazy when you get to know him. He prefers to be alone in his room, just with his coffee and bed. A Shobhit will love you in any ways he know. He is hardbto read sometimes, but he surely loves and care for you.

If you find a Shobhit, don't let go of him. He may just be having a bad day, but he will bounce back after some time.

Have you heard from Shobhit?

He's prolly in his room watching netflix.

by Softcinnamonrolls June 7, 2021

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beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"

Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.

by lybrel June 25, 2010

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Pure cash shit

When something either very good or hilarious occurs that you can appreciate specifically with like-minded individuals. This particularly includes people who run and also use Strava.

“You PR’d your 5k ultra marathon time? That’s some pure cash shit. Nice

by Holdsteady11akaAnneMarie December 3, 2021

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