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ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.
Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

surfing the red sea 

When a girl is on her period
Girl: I can't, I'm surfing the Red Sea this weekend
surfing the red sea by Jenken August 10, 2017

splitting the Red Sea 

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.
Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

part the pink sea like moses 

Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.

Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.
" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."

Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"

Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"

Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"

Star of the Sea Brighton 

any girl who goes there is fit asf omd

The Typical Star girl...
Likes to wear:
-white fox
-mr winston
-nikes
-make up
-cotton on
-kookai
-supre

Spends her time:
-Going to church street in brighton
-Going to southland
-Getting her nails done

-going to chadstone
-Dating Scotch, Xavier, St. Kevins, De La, Brighton Grammar or Melbourne Grammar Boys.
-Sun tanning in Lorne, Rye or Portsea during summer.

She is a decent, faithful and well rounded girl who respects her peirs and has classiness. Star of the Sea Girls are mostly known for their reputation in sports and famous people, and have beautiful reputation amongst their local communities.

A star of the sea typically is: A Blonde or Brunette haired beauty seen roaming on Southland, Church st or Chadstone on the casual Friday or saturday afternoon.
De La Salle Kid: 'Omg did you see that girl'
St Kevin's Kid: 'Yeah she probably goes to Star of the Sea Brighton, I snap a lot of girls from there!'
De la Salle Kid: 'Damn they're hot. she must pull a lot.'

give the soldiers a burial at sea 

To defecate into a toilet
Chris, open that door! I have to give the soldiers a burial at sea!