smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Smoochie wallace approved

Beyond Delicious surpassing even bassen fire and even ambrosias or very good quality

"Is the food good here"

Nigga its smoochie wallace approved"

by De la smoochie wallace June 15, 2021

pole smoocher

A person who sucks dick.

I'm pretty sure Elton John is proud to be a pole smoocher.

by BB--YoMama July 23, 2006

Coochie Smoochie

(n) The pressing of lips against the female genitalia

When things started to get hot and heated Vinayak gave Sahar a coochie smoochie

by Redsox1519 February 27, 2019

smoncher

anyone who smonches (to do something bad)

C'mon get that ya smoncher.

by Keith Ledger August 16, 2004

Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.

Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."

by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010

smooshdolla

Smooshdolla is anything that is cool, awesome, sweet or amazing. Is used as a replacement for ordinary words.

Man, those kicks are smooshdolla!

by digitalashes October 22, 2010