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vag slap

the female version of a "dick slap"; when a woman puts her pussy right in a man's face holding the right or left labia majora aka outer lip to then slap his face with it.

*this can also be done with both outer lips
"was that dessert?" he said.
"uh no, it was a vag slap... my version of a dick slap you sarcastic bastard," she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.
by redpyre August 9, 2012
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Slap The Rat

I got a hard on ,so I had to Slap The Rat to get rid of it.
by Bosoms Orork June 9, 2010
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Dexter Slap

Laying in the same position as Dexter at the beginning of the theme song and simultaneously slapping your arm at the same time as Dexter when he kills the mosquito.
I was off by one tenth of a second from Dexter when I tried to Dexter Slap my arm while watching the show.
by Blood Thirst July 25, 2011
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Down Slap

The act of slapping a person with the palm, straight on, in center of the forehead, with fingers up, and then pulling the open hand straight down in line with the face. The person will be confused and feel like a bitch.
"Some little bitch was talking shit so I down slapped the hell out of him."
by Ace8904 January 30, 2008
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burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.
SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!
by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008
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Slap of Shame

When you nut in a girls mouth, make her spit it into your hand, then slap her across the face with it.
If you don't let me fuck you, I'll give you the slap of shame
by Deebsy-Boy June 8, 2009
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cock slap

verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body
Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!
by Dick Chase September 26, 2009
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