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1, 3, 5 rule

When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.
WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!
by Urban Dictionary January 18, 2008
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Rule 34C

Rule 34C is an addition to Rule 34stating that if there is not porn of it, and porn of it is not currently in production, it is your job to create porn of it by any means possible.
Chris: Dude...look at how cute that panda is!

Ian: RULE 34!

Chris: Uhhh...I didn't find anything...not even previews...

Ian: RULE 34C!

Chris: FCK!
by coffeeboy992 May 11, 2009
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The rule of 8

The rules you must follow if you are a guy to become a male porn star.
THE RULE OF 8
You must be able to go, with out blowing your load, for 88 minutes (average of 6 times longer than a normal session)

You must live in the 831 area code (not sure really, but Northern Hollywood...so around there)

You must be at least 8 inches....that gets most guys caught lying through their teeth (length is important, if it's too small, you can't see it on camera)
by dragonsniper22 February 21, 2011
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Rule 7

Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.
You can do anything you like, mate, but Rule 7 applies
by Tzanti September 2, 2006
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Rule 63

Rule 63 is an internet rule that means "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." This also apply to female characters turning into males. Unlike Rule 34, there are two exceptions to this rule. A: the male character is already so androgynous that a female version would be basically the same, or B: the female version hasn't been drawn yet.
Man: Chun-li is so sexy right about now.
Woman: Bah, here's a Rule 63 Chun-Li without boobs and now with a penis.
Man: Ok that's wrong...Now let me show you Dante with a Vagina and Brest.
by TheFallenWriter July 16, 2010
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Three Tattoo Rule

The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."
1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.

2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
by Blenderhead91 June 7, 2009
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Australian Rules

Australian Rules (or australian football) is a REAL sport, the only protection footy players wear is a mouthguard, unlike those americans who have to wear padding. It is entertaining to watch and requires skill, unlike people who have an IQ of 2, and those gay american footballers and rugby players who will find any excuse to jump all over eachother.
The adelaide crows are the best team in the Australian Rules competition. 2010 premiership is ours boys
by aussie_babee December 1, 2009
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