A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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Steve : "that's what I like to call a relationshipocrite Fred"
Steve : "that's what I like to call a relationshipocrite Fred"
by Anus Keithwhore May 14, 2016
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by littlejervis September 12, 2016
Get the Relationshipism mug.A synynom of relationship, but mostly used by people who are not in a relationship-- for people who are tired of relationships; shit.
by FBIsurveillance November 20, 2016
Get the Relationshit mug.A relationship that consists of sappy social media posts that make everyone else want to vomit. Probably to make up for lack of intimacy in real life. Many relationshows are short-lived since there is no substance to the actual relationship. However, real couples can have relationshows as well to hide turbulent points in their relationship.
Example 1: Whenever she gets a new boyfriend she puts on such a relationshow and then they break up within 3 months! You would think eventually she would learn to actually wait to get to know someone before spewing mushy shit all over her facebook for everyone to be annoyed by. How fucking embarrassing it must be when they break up with her after such a relationshow.
Example 2: She keeps posting how she can't live without him and all these pictures of them together. When will she realize that no one gives a fuck about her relationshow?
Example 3: Mary is putting on such a relationshow but we all know her husband is fucking someone else.
Example 2: She keeps posting how she can't live without him and all these pictures of them together. When will she realize that no one gives a fuck about her relationshow?
Example 3: Mary is putting on such a relationshow but we all know her husband is fucking someone else.
by Cherry bee November 22, 2016
Get the Relationshow mug.a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
by Daddystalin August 4, 2017
Get the Relationship Turtle mug.A Relationship - is a relationship with all it's up and downs, emotionality and fights and presents to excuse for bad habits, just without the sex.
A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.
A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.
A:" Do you know Steph and Chris? They have been friends for so long, they are basically living in a relationship -."
B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"
B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"
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