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Sexy Reading

When one reads a sensual/sexual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely - mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.
Who doesn't love or enjoy some sexy reading?
by TheIslander96 June 17, 2015
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Stomach Real Estate

The space available in your stomach for food consumption. It being limited in nature
Dude, don't waste your stomach real estate on those croissants.. go for those crab cakes in the corner there and .. hit them hard !
by Savio Dsouza July 17, 2016
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Bed-Reading

The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.
by dirkdiggler12 December 4, 2016
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Foe-real

When you're not sure if a claim, comment, or statement is true or not.

Or a sarcastic remark about something that seems unreasonable.
Foe-real, you found my twenty bucks.

Is this bitch foe-real.
by Silliman March 10, 2018
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null-real duality

Diametrical tension between deductivism (man's thoughts deduce reality) and solipsism (man can only be sure of his thoughts).

Congruent to the a priori-a posteriori duality.

Perpendicular to the true-false duality.

Together with its true-false counterpart, the null-real duality causes the observer to experience existentialism as a double-blind phenomena.
The null-real duality increases the number of arbitrary meta-values to four: true, false, null, real.
by sandraxine June 27, 2018
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Night Reading

Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.

Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020
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silent reading

the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.

failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
by isaiddhss:) February 25, 2021
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