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slappin' the potato

The process of sticking your penis into your dog's anus, until you feel a tiny bulge in the pouch of the dog. You then proceed to slap it like it is a potato.
Jon H: Yeah man, I was slappin' the potato with my dog last night!

Ryan: No way dude!
by JDGersdorf May 13, 2006
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Potatoe

A retard. Someone of low intelligence. May claim higher intelligence.
You're too potatoe to communicate properly.
by Liberty rockstar July 13, 2015
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potato

The best food ever, it grows underground and in dark, dank places. Can be cooked in millions of thousnads of ways.

The ultimate ruler of the galaxy. The potatoes simply rule all. Potato is also a general word for mostly anything. Adjetive, verb, noun, compliment, insult, swear word...
"We're having potatoes for dinner!"the food

"Well, potato you, asshole!"insult

"Wow, this movie is incredibly potatoey!" compliment
by insanekaos May 22, 2004
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California potato chip

After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.
by Ehud Avni August 24, 2010
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potato knockers

when a girl/ boy is very skinnny but has some of the biggest boobs you have seen in your life they have potato knockers
oh my god she has some big potato knockers


omg did you see ally's potato knockers yesterday??
by alex mckenzie, karly September 25, 2008
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potato pancake

a golden brown, flat, fried, pan-like object usually comprised of potato, lightly salted, dipped in catsup.
"May i have a Potato Pancake" says Kristin. "What the fuck is that?" Says chow hall server
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Potato Egg

A visible booger in someone's nose.
You have a potato egg, you should go to the bathroom to fix that one.
by Trini Papentoya April 15, 2009
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