raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

As pissed as a newt

In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."

Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.

by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016

Panther Piss

Australian slang for WD-40

I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !

by Chewy the Wookie December 19, 2011

on the piss

verb: to be drinking alcohol
(see also "piss = beer" and "piss head = alcoholic")

He's really on the piss tonight!

by breivegan August 13, 2003

pistolvania

Another way to say Pennsylvania, often used by rapper Wiz Khalifa.

All the real gangstas live in Pistolvania

by tooindie December 31, 2007

Piss boy

Anyone with the name Kevin is a little peepee Piss boy

John: “fuck man your such a piss boy”
Kevin: “what how”
John: “you know why”

by Uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu October 25, 2019

pissocity

Rate of speed you go from calm to full out pissed off.

Standing in the line at the bank caused my pissocity to reach all new levels.

by jride429 September 19, 2006