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Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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Panda

Noun describing an Asian female that looks cute, attractive with eye makeup but, once the make-up is removed, reveals her much smaller eyes which, in turn, makes her appear less desirable.
When my ABC puts on makeup, she turns into a full-on panda.
by Reenson February 22, 2020
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Katie panda

“Omg did you see that that was so Katie panda
by Katiepanda September 27, 2023
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Panda Tuesday

Panda Tuesday is a celebration of the one and only Portsmouth Panda - A lovable, warm creature that frequents that area. This celebration occurs every Tuesday, usually around 8 AM. A celebratory email is written which includes a picture of a Panda, often in a cute or funny situation.

Alt. meaning 1. A coworker who resembles a Panda who is celebrated once a week.

Alt. meaning 2 - (aka - Dirty Panda). While hooking up with a very hairy woman, shave a part of her body, then put shaving foam on your face and return to motorboat shaved area, thus revealing the Dirty Panda.
"Hey guys, its time to celebrate Panda Tuesday!". It was quickly decided to take place every Tuesday.

"I should really shower after that Dirty Panda!"
by Panda Tuesday March 8, 2014
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Angy Panda

Angy panda is someone who is a big and small/short person they likes to act like other people are angy pandas making them an angy panda
Woah vibz your an angy panda!
by JUTSUINFINITY December 27, 2024
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Panda

It is when the fat bitch locked in your house gets the fuck out and cums all over your black dog. It now looks like a panda.
by Pandadoglover October 30, 2023
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Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.
We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.
by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022
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