buy-it-nowed 

the past tense of eBay's Buy It Now

I just buy-it-nowed 1500 stickers on eBay

buy-it-nowed by mitch_d December 12, 2009

i want you here and now 

Means I want to have sex with you right here and right now, no time to do anything else.

Girl: I want you here and now.
Guy: This exact moment?! OK

i want you here and now by JerLoser April 29, 2006

Nowstalgia

The feeling that you are currently experiencing a moment that you will look back fondly about in years to come.

Adjective: Nowstalgic

During a first date, John quipped to Jane that he was feeling a moment of nowstalgia, "Just think, years from now, we will look back on this moment as where it all started. Let's take a picture to show the grandkids!"

Nowstalgia by Icantthinkofapseudonym March 4, 2009

Butt Fuck Nowhere 

Butt Fuck, Nowhere. Like an address. Refers to same coordinates as Middle of Nowhere and BFE. Also see Timbuktu which is actually a place.

I didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in Butt Fuck Nowhere!

Butt Fuck Nowhere by SmartAssKate May 24, 2006

Now I Can Die 

A phrase used when you have accomplished everything you've set out to do. By uttering this phrase, you are implying that there is nothing else left for you to do except die.

And yes... it's just a figure of speech

"Dude, I just asked Marjorie out and she said yes! Now I can die."

Now I Can Die by The Real Elmer April 23, 2006

Now this is epic 

A sentence said when something is indeed "epic".

Michael: "hey your girlfriend didn't flush the toilet"
John: "Now this is epic."

*John proceeds to eat the feces in the toilet*

Now this is epic by DarkSoaR May 18, 2020

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!

An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral video "My New Haircut"

Gym Attendant: "Sir, you need to sign in."
Creepy Italian Dude: "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!"

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone! by PranzTheGodfather January 21, 2008