Dirty Nesbit

When your dog has diarhhea and doesn't clean it's ass very well, leading the accidental wiping of shit on the face.

Man Buttercup gave me a dirty nesbit this morning...what a shitty way to start the day!

by BuckeyeGuy April 15, 2009

fucked-up-ed-ness

see fuckage, you fucker.

Examples hit the top on the fucked-up-ed-ness meter

by Tory Burnett May 22, 2008

ness

A group of issues that are too complicated to explain briefly. When this word is used it is understood by friends that some events happened that are best left unexplained, or at least explained at a later date.

Ahh...that was some ness last night.
OR
(perhaps after seeing/hearing something impressive) Man! That's some ness right there!

by Pipi April 18, 2003

Ness

The very essence of being, which could be equated to the soul, chi, aura, strong presence, or even a personal passion.

As a musician, music is my ness: I would die without it.

by Jose January 19, 2005

poo nest

a comfortable warm, hygienic and dry seating area for anal deposits. placing sheets of toilet paper tactically around the rim of the toilet seat.

a cold public toilet with a wet seat, what to do?
tear sheets from the toilet roll, place strategically, sit back and relax. maybe read the news? Or perhaps listen to 5 live - fuck it, just hook up a portable TV and poo in luxury... this poo nest is lush

by Wayne Cornish November 25, 2007

Nesting

The process of resting post squirrelling, gaining the strength to carry on.

Ryan nested hard following a long sexual episode.

I love nesting with Kala after a nice blowjob, she enjoys cuddling.

Carrie and I nested following some intense squirrelling.

by Dr Bary March 30, 2012

Jamia Nestor

The wife of Frank Iero, rhythm guitar and back-up vocals in my chemical romance, She married him on the set of the 'ghost of you' video. She is expecting his baby. She works for his clothing company: Skeleton Crew

Teenie mcr fan: Noooo, they are so not right for each other. He is too good for her, if i could meet him he'd leave her and be with me. Jamia Nestor MUST die. I'm gonna have his babies.

Me: Errr no your not, fuck off

by BabyBanz July 23, 2006