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kebab neck

when somebody's head is the same width as their neck
wow Jake has a serious case of kebab neck
by aaa1111 July 4, 2016
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scrunch neck

A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.
by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017
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ham newton

Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!
by Auto February 23, 2019
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too nervous to steal

I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!
I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!
by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2021
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Straight to Netflix

A modern adaptation of 'Straight to DVD', it's when a movie is so terrible and low-grossing that it doesn't even get a physical DVD release, rather goes exclusively to streaming services such as Netflix. They are typically made by failed art students with a $1000 budget and premiered at some film festival in a town you never heard of.
Did you hear about that movie 3-Headed Shark Attack? Straight to Netflix.
by sex_penis_lol July 15, 2020
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Flocon De Neige

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night
by mj9864 December 14, 2021
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Never feed the badders pasta

A term infamously used by Fredo, (no not the chocolate mascot u fuck shit) to warn us to never give food to the hoe. One day she's eating pasta in my house, then yours? City boyz can't let that happen dargs.
Darling, its home time...never feed the badders pasta.
by SkraaaaPapA August 2, 2019
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