mental pencil

Making temporary note of something in your cranium

Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"

JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."

by gymsmyth June 1, 2010

Mentalating

Expressive feeling related to the mind, cause: mental ventilation. To explain the thought process via feelings about thoughts.

She was feeling so good with her boyfriend, she could say anything with ease, as freely as a new born bird with thoughts she was hyper-mentalating.

by SunnyJo July 4, 2010

Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.

Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Manta Ray

To manta ray someone, you must catch them off guard, usually after somebody goats/bulldogs you....
You casually smile and say " you ever seen a mantaray"
and then with two hands grab the foreskin of your balls and fold them over your dick all the way up to your pant line or even belly button...

Note: few can actually pull of the manta ray. Very large balls are necessary

Andrew: dude, Mike passed out cold

Moses: I should teabag him and send it to his mom

Charles: ....or I could give him the manta ray

by TotallyTrippin99 September 8, 2010

mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 21, 2010

mantastic fairy

A fairy who uses gun powder as pixie dust and flies with a jetpack instead of wings. The Bugatti (world's fastest production car) gets its power from mantastic fairies residing in its engine. One mantastic fairy alone can run an entire city's power source.

Did you hear? Tinker Bell dumped that pansy Peter Pan and hooked up with a mantastic fairy!

by Dude_Brah_Man January 26, 2011

mental jinx

When someone is thinking the same thing as you, and you jinx them for it. Regular jinxing rules apply in that the person must remain silent until you say their name.

Person 1: "That was the worst movie ever!"

Person 2: "Mental Jinx!"

by foxieroxie February 20, 2011