Local Mafia

The town board of cambridge, who fucks everyone and everything over, and wastes money.

Looks like the local mafia's at it again

by huntin June 21, 2005

that's how mafia works

to signal someone to show how mafia works by playing Mafia Cities

*level 1 crock has a tone of money and changes to level 100 Boss* That's how mafia works...someone stepped in to say

by TheThotSlayer January 22, 2019

Matias

Someone who gets bad grades and is bad at all most everything, he’s been friend zoned before and thinks about himself as a idiot sometimes, people have fun with him and say he’s funny but he thinks his jokes aren’t good

Matias is so funny, but his really has to start think more nicely about himself

by Matias is a weird name February 17, 2019

Maniac

A friend you can always count on to give you a reacharound, even during the bad times of herpes.

"maniac gives great reacharounds"

by fifreek :] December 14, 2003

Italian Mafia agent (hugo)

There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER

Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;

hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah

by Nick Raceee January 22, 2007

Local Mafia

My failed Mafia group on the naffy but entertaining chat room Habbo Hotel. I decided to quit it the day before everyone got paid for their services. The Local Mafia used to gain rights to rooms then trash them and leave sticky note with the phrase "You've been had by the Local Mafia". Then I went bankrupt. The gift shop didn't exactly boost sales either. Oh well.

Ah, the good ol' failed Mafia.

by Timothy Dallas January 23, 2004

Mask Mafia

When unlicensed businesses illegally produce sub-standard face masks, or repackage and rebrand imported masks in unhygienic or unsanitary conditions—users may experience skin irritation and respiratory symptoms.

In Singapore, mask mafias, if caught and convicted, may be jailed for up to two years or fined up to $50,000, or both.

by MathPlus June 15, 2021