lucky as a dead mongoose

extremely unlucky

i'm as lucky as a dead mongoose! *gets eaten by a pterodactyl*

by i'm_an_owl??O_o;; December 5, 2009

monga-tangs

large breasts or breasts that are large.

damn, check out her monga-tangs.

I would like to motor boat her monga-tangs

If i Had mongas like that-i would never leave the house.

by Ali Turabi August 25, 2006

Mongoling

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.

I usually like mongoling on Xbox live

by Greg Carter December 9, 2008

mongled

to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies

bruv i am fuckin mongled cuz

by killa nick May 4, 2008

Mongloid

A rare creature, usually found blossoming in areas such as house parties, couches and play parks. they become attractive to odd clothing wear and the smell of sweat from a junkie and emos. Mongloid is also a name of a type of dance that only ants would do when upset.

last night he pulled a mongloid

by mystery king June 23, 2011

Mongoloid

The term "Mongoloid" is a racial category used to describe people of East Asian origin. Its use originated from a variation of the word "Mongol", a people who are considered one of the main proto-populations for the race. The classification is primarily useful when studying human prehistory, and in forensic analysis of human remains, in which "Mongoloid" denotes a particular racial skull type. "Larger brain, larger braincase, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, shallow mandibular fossa, small mastoid processes, stocky build, persistence of thymus gland into adult life, persistence of juvenile form of zygomatic muscle, persistence of juvenile form of superior lip muscle, later eruption of full dentition (except second and third molars), less hairy, fewer sweat glands, fewer hairs per square centimeter and long torso" "Mongoloid subjects were found to have approximately 20% higher bone density at the angle of mandible than Caucasoid subjects

Mongoloid race are very smart people, fact the smartest people. And others are so insecure, so they made up an medical word opposing it, and desperately trying to hide the meanings of it.

by Kublai Khan Kuo March 5, 2009

dick mongrel

A man or woman who has an unhealthy obsession with dicks, and in most cases is a disease infested whore.

I can't even mess around with that girl man, everyone keeps telling me she's a dick mongrel.

by brente89 August 23, 2008