Laker Academy

An alternative High School for only the finest of goons.
Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.

Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!

Boss Flosser: I be up at Laker Academy all dayyy son
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental

by GuttaGutta4life March 16, 2010

velcro licker

one who lacks intelligence and therefore licks velcro, in the process one's tongue becomes stuck and is pulled out of the mouth; the equivalent of a window licker

My cat Toby is such a velcro licker, he ran into the wall.

by Tobiyashi February 2, 2009

chutney locker thief

Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.

Jeez... he looks like a chutney locker thief

by wordweasel May 12, 2009

whore licker

lap licker and whore togther

lesbian whores who do oral sex

cecily is a such a whore licker

yes she is

by 7candyluver7 July 26, 2009

Candy Licker

Someone who takes their job waaaay to seriously. Especially in retail. They like corporate arse.

These Candy Lickers want me to wear 5 pieces of flair!

by spectralux November 25, 2009

Jake Locker

1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.

2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.

by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011

llama licker

A person who likes to lick llamas.

Edwin's a damn llama licker, he licked that llama all night long.

by Jay Byrd the talking noodle December 27, 2007