Lapox

Lapox is an Armenian word used to describe an individual who has an unusual tendency to be hungry for xer. This word specifically means that the individual it is referring to likes to lick an inhuman amount of xer/klir. It is a common pseudonym for Turkish and Azergyotjani individuals. Lapox (used to refer to a person) Lapi (Used to tell someone to "suck") is a diverse word used to describe many situations and can be an extremely useful word.

Lav Txa: Erdogan is such a lapox
You: That guy sucks on xer every day. Think he must have confused haykakan klir for a cigar.

Vat Txa: Ara why were you cussing me out on IG nigga my mom looks at that shit
You: De ari lapi bozi txa 😂

by anonymous June 1, 2023

step-lapse

A type of memory loss that occurs after a few short steps are taken.

I had gotten up to grab something, but on my way, I encountered step-lapse.

by Mel-bell February 23, 2009

female lapels

Labia

Her female lapels needed a little bit of tailoring.

by whosayswhatwhere December 9, 2010

power laps

when driving ones vehicle around town in a predetermined route, typically up and back down the main roads threw ones town.

friend 1: hey buddy, what have you been up to?

Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.

by 1soltan2 September 22, 2010

phantom laptop syndrome

A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.

Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?

Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.

by AvocadoPenguin August 2, 2012

flesh lapels

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat

I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!

by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014

john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015