Lapox

Lapox is an Armenian word used to describe an individual who has an unusual tendency to be hungry for xer. This word specifically means that the individual it is referring to likes to lick an inhuman amount of xer/klir. It is a common pseudonym for Turkish and Azergyotjani individuals. Lapox (used to refer to a person) Lapi (Used to tell someone to "suck") is a diverse word used to describe many situations and can be an extremely useful word.

Lav Txa: Erdogan is such a lapox
You: That guy sucks on xer every day. Think he must have confused haykakan klir for a cigar.

Vat Txa: Ara why were you cussing me out on IG nigga my mom looks at that shit
You: De ari lapi bozi txa 😂

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Lapox

Lapox can be used as a random insult such as Fuck you, or in replace of Lol

Fucking fuck you, Lapox!

by Fekorf! July 22, 2008

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

laporcha

An amazing female. Usually attractive. Humble for the most part. On the other hand, very moody but means well. Loves really hard, usually never feels hate or dislike towards anyone. Very rare but extremely valuable.

Hey I met a LaPorcha today, she was pretty awesome!!!

by Cherbear29 December 20, 2016

LapFox Trax

The best electronica radio station ever. Invented by musical genius Renard Queenston, it has many aliases that each have their own genre. Truly is a masterpiece.

Friend 1 listening to Friend 2's headphones: "Holy crap, this is a good song! Where'd you find this at?"

Friend 2: "LapFox Trax."

by Mist117 November 27, 2011

Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up

Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

by christianh.14 April 27, 2021

leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 9, 2003