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KEEPER

A Female who after finding out that thier pregnant decides to keep the baby without the significant other's consent.
"You sure you want to date Priscilla? She's a Keeper!"
by Nude God December 31, 2011
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Keep Fucking That Chicken

The weatherman kept wearing Ernie out with his dull humor so Ernie finally said, "Great forecast, keep fucking that chicken."

Used by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live news broadcast of Fox 5 New York.
by Ianok September 30, 2009
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Kempy lunge

Two definitions for this one.

The third dart thrown in a hand of darts, BUT the thrower must use the entire body to project the arrow
Alternatively - the unlubed trap two invasion without accurate line-up or permission
by Mayor Giuliani October 24, 2003
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Keep Chewing

noun, adjective, verb; pronounced key-p choo-een.

Any question and/or answer can be responded to with this phrase but mostly it is a response to blatantly incorrect verbal assumptions, a sufficient avenue to tell someone that you don't respect their opinion or a suggestion to perhaps continuing doing what you are doing despite it's inconsequential nature.

It is a fine excuse for just about anything.
Example #1
Gary - "but I don't like frozen candy bars and I certainly don't even like unfrozen Mixed Nut Snickers."
Bob - "Keep chewing"

Example #2
Rogelio - "The sale of my house fell through and now all that shit you helped me put into the moving trucks is in limbo. What am I going to do?"
Jim - "Keep chewing..."

Example #3
Jeremy - "Did you get me Taco Bell breakfast yet?"
Scott - "Keep chewing."

Example #4
Wife - "You kept chewing last night."
Husband - "Yeah, I was hammered."
by Sheimberg February 27, 2016
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keep your mouth full

Keep a males penis in your throat so he cant here u talk to much
When you woman talks to much... whip your penis out and shove it down her throat while you tell her to... KEEP YOUR MOUTH FULL,, VISA VERSA WEMON CAN DO THE SAME...
by allen jinks August 16, 2016
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keep your shoes on

A lack of commitment to any relationship preferably bad ones.Also having no kids or no additional responsibilities besides your own whatsoever.A temporary state of being.
Yo! You going out on a date.Alight kool have fun,but keep your shoes on.
by Mr,Shoes December 8, 2017
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Keep your sunshine

(KYS) - Keep your sunshine.
- Go kys!

- What?
- Keep your sunshine!
by Rimouski September 25, 2020
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