slimy josh

When a man ejaculates into a snoring person's nostril to attempt to wake them.

Todd was tired of Josh's snoring so he gave him a slimy josh to wake him up.

by Mega Tyrant December 17, 2013

Super Josh

An alter ego brought about by excessive consumption of alcohol, extreme fatigue or other mind altering means. Super Josh exhibits extremely outgoing traits and skills thought not to exist within the ego of the altered person. Such traits may include the ability to dance, sing, seduce a beautiful lady, drink more and retort with a very sharp wit.

I'm so hungover from last night. I drank so much. But I really didn't peak until we got to the nightclub, felt the beat, hit the dance floor and I became Super Josh.

by Ego Altered December 25, 2013

boxin' josh

A Southern Appalachian slang term for male masturbation.

Where've you been all day? Boxin' josh?

or
He'd be a smart kid if he spent half as much time reading as boxin' josh

by Know where man December 15, 2016

A Josh Eckerle

(N)- A person who looks 40 years old with 2 jobs but is really a high schooler with 2 jobs.

(V)- To forget to get a haircut

"Aye that dude looks 40 years old"

"No man that's a josh Eckerle he's 17"

by 61savage February 25, 2017

A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .

Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!

by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017

brother josh

he ran away, I think

me "hey mum, where's my brother josh?"
mum "idk"

by georgelover99.6 November 22, 2018

Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.

Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?

by Duckfood May 1, 2019