Joey

Handsome, but stupid

it’s a shame Joey is a retard. I’d rock his socks.

by HannibalSpecter November 22, 2021

joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.

"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.

by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

Joey

Joey is a girl who hasn't seen anyone mention girls named Joey on urban dictionary

Joey is a very sweet person

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Joey

he’s a real baddie. you can’t beat him. he’s the best at everything. very respectful. smart ahaha. you could NEVERRRR. so yah. basic definition of me teehee. enjoy. oh and he’s also gay teehee.

Hater: “ew it’s joey”
Joey: *shines his gayness* “fuck you whore”

by JoeyWoah January 5, 2020

Joey

A bitch who doesn't care about your feelings at all. He just wants to use you for popularity. He just wants to get in your pants and then leave you for the streets.

Wow, he looks like a real Joey.

by Lexy T February 25, 2022

Joey

Description of a boy that is gay and loves spaget

Lifeform 1: Man i could go for some spaget right now
Lifeform 2: Ok, joey
Lifeform 1: my name is ryan

by Gooseyshire May 16, 2023