Joey

Literally the hottest person on the planet, and the only man many bi people will want

Joey fucked up by targeting what he meant to sacrifice

by R.M.N March 21, 2022

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Joey Hamilton

A freaking loser that never knows when to shut up

Your being such a Joey Hamilton right now

by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018

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Joey

If you meet a guy name Joey, run away from him because he will give you an ice cream cone and kidnap you in his ice cream truck.

Cody sees an ice cream truck. He goes to the ice cream truck and meets a guy name Joey.

Cody: "Hey Joey, can I get one strawberry popsicle please?"

Joey: "Yeah sure! Give me a second"

10 seconds later he kidnaps Joey and runs away with his ice cream truck.

by Small PP Destroyer April 8, 2022

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Joey

A lovable dumbass

Don’t be a Joey

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Joey

The most caring guy in the universe. He will always care for everyone he meets. He is smart, funny and incredibly sexy. If you make a friend like him, keep him around.

#joey

by Random psycho bitch May 15, 2018

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Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.

Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.

by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021

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