asprin cracker jacker

Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.

your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.

by Chris Garn, Al Herr October 9, 2007

jacked up

To get jacked up: to satisfy your need for Jack Bauer by watching several hours of the TV show 24, causing you to become jumpy and paranoid.

i'm going to my room to get jacked up..

by Chris 'BKS' July 3, 2005

Cracker Jacker

A black guy that watches white porn in the ghetto.

TJ is a cracker jacker beatin' off to those Tight White Girl movies.

by Can't Get Over White Hoes June 22, 2009

Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse

Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets

by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009

Jacktherimmer

a man named jack who loves to ride the rim of dead people.

oh yeh that bitch got jack rimmed! jacktherimmer

by tdog1122 July 7, 2010

Jackered

To be massively muscluer and Beautiful

My Friend Joel is Jackered

by RedDeer July 14, 2011

jackerwacker

When a homo grabs another homos dick and rubs it with out lube.

Charles just gave Jamal a jackerwacker last week, it was pretty gross.

by Mageiver November 23, 2015