Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.
Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit
Ebuka: Go ahead
Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*
Ebuka: Wow! So fast?
Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass
Ebuka: Damn!
Ebuka: Go ahead
Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*
Ebuka: Wow! So fast?
Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass
Ebuka: Damn!
by Litblogger February 18, 2017
An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.
by Jamglee December 08, 2017
by geechgottem February 05, 2021
The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.
I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.
by BekahBooVT February 02, 2014
by Jamal's Penis November 04, 2009
The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
by 6 dozen donuts February 03, 2017
by Jeffcoat187 June 12, 2009