Shy ass

Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.
Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit

Ebuka: Go ahead

Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*

Ebuka: Wow! So fast?

Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass

Ebuka: Damn!
by Litblogger February 18, 2017
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Meth ass

An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.
She has got a serious case of meth ass.
by Jamglee December 08, 2017
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crev ass

xQc’s Pepega way of saying the word “crevasse
“CHAT I THINK I SEE A CREV ASS, THIS IS THE RUN
by geechgottem February 05, 2021
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volcanic ass

The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.
I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.
by BekahBooVT February 02, 2014
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Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.
After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.
by Jamal's Penis November 04, 2009
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Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.
by 6 dozen donuts February 03, 2017
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Ass Sprinkler

One who shits in a blasting, splatering manner.
"Look at that toilet bowl! Man, someone around here is a real ass sprinkler."
by Jeffcoat187 June 12, 2009
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